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Jack: "You making a coffee?"
Josh: "Yep."
Jack: "Can you make me one?"
Josh: (sigh) "Fine."
Drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up.
Instant Coffee.
Don’t want no green! (spill it!)
I want my cream in it.
Drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up.
drink it up.
Instant Coffee.
Don’t want no green. (spill it!)
I want my cream in it.
Four heaped spoons in the cafetiere,
you know I got that Columbian blend.
I don’t skimp on hot drinks,
waste money in an instant,
filter out the bad stuff
and push it to the bottom,
never to be found
six feet under the coffee
ground. (hahaha)
Stop Joshing around and tell me why
there’s no cappuccino in my hand.
When I order at Starbucks I ask for
a grande
Oat latte.
But I can’t stay so I’ll have it to go.
Extra espresso ’cos I hate living slow,
Caffeine keeping me in my flow.
Sugar is a no when I’m already sweet.
Don’t need carbs when my heart’s
skipping
beats.
Feel the pulse in my feet,
but I’ll still be drinking it up.
Drink it up, drink it up,
d-drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up.
Instant Coffee.
Don’t want no green. (spill it!)
I want my cream in it.
Drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up.
drink it up.
Instant Coffee.
Don’t make a scene!
(Oi!) (Shut it!)
I just want my cream.
(Oh, come on)
I feel my temper boiling over.
You can’t have sugar, cream, creamer,
no froth on the top.
“Oh decaf for me”
you say like I drink tea;
I want my heart rate reaching:
infinity.
It’s always coffee beans in the
grinder.
No I don’t frequent cafes,
coffee shops, houses
or that kinda thing.
I think it’s for posers and fakes,
really not the sort of thing
fit for a king.
(yeah man you just gotta drink it up.)
Drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up.
Instant Coffee.
Don’t want no green! (spill it!)
I want my cream in it.
Drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up,
drink it up, drink it up.
drink it up.
Instant Coffee.
Don’t want no green. (spill it!)
I want my cre-e-eam in it.